Month: March 2004

  • An update on the NCAA fantasy games between my very good friend and I:


    It’s over…..our brackets have been torn down and thrown away…because….


    I WON!! I WON!!!  Even with more games to be played, I WON.  There is NO hope for my very good friend.  Even if I lose all the rest of my choices, our picks are arranged such that he will not gain enough point to overcome the 40-something point difference between us.


    MUAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHA…GIRLS know more sports than BOYS!!!






  • Jackie Chan Rips Taiwan’s Election
    AP






    Sun Mar 28, 3:21 PM ET


    TAIPEI, Taiwan – Hong Kong film star Jackie Chan (news) said Sunday that Taiwan’s recent presidential election was “the biggest joke in the world.”












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    AP Photo

     

    President Chen Shui-bian narrowly won the March 20 vote. The opposition wants to nullify the results after Lien Chan lost the election and claimed the vote was marred by irregularities. Thousands protested in the streets for a week after the vote.


    “People will talk about it for 100 years,” Chan said at a news conference in Shanghai. “It was a shame. Not so good to look at. I was very upset and couldn’t fall asleep.”


    Chan’s comments were aired on Taiwanese television.



     


    WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Who’s never watching a Jackie Chan film again?!


    *EDIT* not that I really watched jackie chan films to begin with.  I think he’s kind of cheesy.  I would much prefer JET LI.

  • Addressing reporters in a hall of the presidential palace, a huge Taiwanese flag behind him, President Chen issued on Saturday night his first detailed denial of the Nationalists’ claims — backed by little evidence — that he might have rigged the vote count or staged the shooting incident or needlessly put the military and police on alert so as to prevent servicemen and officers from voting.


    The president said that if his rivals really believed he had faked the incident, then they should stand on a Jeep in public — as he was when shot — and let him pay for the world’s best marksman to try to graze them, to see if the injuries could be faked. “Would they only believe this incident was true if all my organs fell out and I fell dead on the floor?” he asked. Mr. Chen’s Jeep was traveling 17 miles an hour at the time of the incident, but he mockingly offered to his rivals that for them, “the Jeep doesn’t have to be moving; it can be parked.”


    -NY Times


    DO IT, KMT…line up all your officials and let people “graze” you with bullets.

  •  I just found out my uncle (born and raised in Tainan, current senator ofTainan county, former political prisoner…DPP REPRESENT!!!!) was either in the same jeep or in the jeep after A-bian and Annette when they got shot.  And after it happened, my uncle hopped into the jeep that took them to the hospital and rode with them there.  Kinda scary that it could’ve happened to him too.  Of course the KMT would just say that he planned to almost get fatally wounded too…because it’s THAT easy to JUST miss someone’s vital organs while they’re in a moving vehicle.  But anyhow, i am VERY proud of my uncle.  GOOOOOOOOOOOO Uncle Tom!!!


    On a totally unrelated topic, after round 2 of the NCAA men’s bball championships, I am beating my very good friend 67-38.  WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN! I did pretty well in the first round, predicting ALL four upsets, which game me some booster points.  The second round did not bode well for either of us as there were some VERY unpredictable upsets…e.g. UAB beating Kentucky, the number 1 of all the number 1′s.  WHO’S UAB?!! Good thing for me, I had Duke going all the way.  My very good friend was not so fortunate.  He is now rooting for Duke to go down so we can be on even playing field.  DUKE DUKE DUKE!!!


    I also lost big time in the whoop ass of Gonzaga since i had them going to the championships. EVERY year before this, they played SOOOO well…always the amazing cinderella story.  And so i had faith in them possibly pulling a slight upset.  but noo….again, who the heck is NEVADA?!!


    And don’t even get me started on MARYLAND…who i picked going really far just because I could have been a Teraphim.  hee hee.


    but anyhow, the damage is done. We shall have to wait until next week to see…..


    DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE!!!

  • YAYAYAYAY!!! A-BIAN!!

  • OH NO!!!!!!!!!! BASTARDS!








    Official: Taiwan’s President, VP Shot
    AP






    55 minutes ago


    By WILLIAM FOREMAN, Associated Press Writer

    TAIPEI, Taiwan – President Chen Shui-bian and his vice president were shot and wounded Friday in an apparent assassination attempt as they rode in an open vehicle while campaigning for this weekend’s elections.












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    AP Photo

     

    The shooting occurred during a campaign parade in the southern city of Tainan ahead of Saturday’s landmark election and referendum, which could be a turning point in the island’s tense relationship with China.


    The 53-year-old leader — the first Taiwanese president to be shot — was grazed in the stomach and Vice President Annette Lu, 59, was hit in the right knee. Their injuries were not life threatening, said Chiou I-jen, secretary-general in the Presidential Office.


    No arrests were reported and it was not clear what the motivation was for the apparent assassination attempt in a street choked with Chen’s supporters in Tainan, the president’s hometown.


    About five hours after the shooting, the president left the hospital to return to the capital, Taipei. He did not comment to reporters as he got into a sport utility vehicle and drove the airport to board the presidential plane.


    After the shooting, the president “was very conscious and he walked into our emergency room,” Chan Chi-hsien, head of Chi Mei Hospital, said.


    The president and Lu were not wearing bulletproof vests as they stood in a red convertible four-wheel-drive vehicle and waved to crowds lining the streets in Tainan on the last day of campaigning for Saturday’s election.


    As a grassroots politician, Chen enjoys street campaigning and frequently wades into big crowds. Security is relatively relaxed because there’s not a tradition of violence against leaders on the island.


    People were setting off celebratory fireworks as he drove by and early media reports said he was injured by firecrackers.


    “The vice president first felt pain in her knee and she thought it was caused by firecrackers,” Chiou said. “Then the president felt some wetness on his stomach area, and then they realized something was wrong.”


    Chen supporters gathered outside the hospital in Tainan. Using Chen’s nickname, the crowd chanted, “A-bian, get elected,” as they pumped their arms in the air. Some waved green flags, the color of Chen’s Democratic Progressive Party.


    The presidential vote will go ahead as planned on Saturday, an election official said, although the candidates’ parties decided to suspend campaign activities before the vote.


    The Chinese government had no official reaction and didn’t tell its own public Friday after Taiwan’s president was shot a day before elections that Beijing hoped he would lose. One mainland Web site apparently blocked commentary and a CNN broadcast on the assault was blacked out.


    In the months leading up to the election, China had harshly criticized Chen. It also bitterly denounced the referendum backed by Chen asking Taiwanese voters whether the island should beef up its defenses to protect against hundreds of Chinese missiles pointed at it.


    Officials declined to speculate about who fired the shots.


    Opposition candidate Lien Chan of the Nationalist Party told a news conference, “We were very, very shocked. We wish President Chen and Vice President Lu will recover soon. We strongly condemn any form of violence.”


    However, Chen insists that his wife, Wu Shu-chen, was the target of an assassination attempt in 1985 when a truck ran over her three times, leaving her paralyzed from the waist down.






     



    Chen has accused the Nationalist Party of being involved, but the truck driver and party insisted it was an accident and the driver wasn’t charged.

    After visiting the United States, the first lady once commented about how impressed she was by the alertness of U.S. Secret Service bodyguards who accompanied her.

    The election has been an emotional, hotly contested race dominated by negative campaigning.

    Lien is promising to take a softer approach with the island’s biggest rival, China.

    China is traditionally a hot topic in major Taiwanese elections. The two sides split when the Communists took over the mainland in 1949, and Beijing is pressuring Taiwan to unify.

    Lien and Chen agree on most of the basic issues involving China policy. Neither candidate favors immediate unification, and both are highly distrustful of the Communist leadership.

    However, Chen has been more aggressive in pushing for a Taiwanese identity separate from China’s and this has raised tensions with Beijing. China has threatened to attack if Taiwan seeks a permanent split.

    The United States also has expressed its displeasure at the referendum, along with France, Germany, Japan and South Korea (newsweb sites).

    Both the mainland’s government officials and its state-controlled media have used inflammatory language for years against Chen, calling him everything from a joke to a traitor to his own people.

    In 2002, an editorial in People’s Daily, the ruling Communist Party’s newspaper, said of Chen: “In desperation, he takes a risk on the happiness of 23 million Taiwanese just for political self-interest. He will pay a terrible price for this gambler’s act.”

    In recent days, however, China has lowered the linguistic flame. Premier Wen Jiabao, in a yearly news conference Sunday, didn’t mention Chen by name.

    “Some people in the Taiwan authorities have been trying to push for a referendum on Taiwan independence based on the pretense of democracy,” Wen said. “They have undermined this universally recognized principle of one China and threatened stability in the Taiwan Strait.”

  • My very good friend and I are competing in a March Madness Tournament…against each other.  Loser takes winner out for dinner.  I would have upped the stakes, but both of us are PO’.  Anyhoo, i haven’t followed the teams at all this year, so I had no idea who is good and who isn’t….but whatever, I just kinda went with old favorites.


    But the way we’re scoring points is one point for each win in the first round, two points for the second round…4 points for the regionals…and so forth.  AND…if you predicted an upset, you get the points for the win AND the difference between the team’s ranking added to your score.


    So we shall see who wins…the man or the WOMAN!!!!


    WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

  • I am now the proud mommy of Petit Prince



    Petit Prince the Chimp!!


    I was watching the jane goodall special on animal planet…and i’ve LOVED Jane goodall ever since I did a biography report on her in elementary school.  I always wanted to be jane goodall and go into the jungle and make monkey noises (OOOH OOH AAH AAH AAH) and have all the monkeys come over and say hello to me with their sign language!!! So anyway, all the chimps are orphans due to the bushmeat industry in Africa.  Their mommy’s were shot and sold for meat :( The orphan chimps are usually sold as house pets or as entertainment and are generally very badly treated.  And jane goodall buys them and puts them into her wildlife reserve.  And so you know me and animals, I had to adopt one…so i put down the money and now Petit Prince is MINE!!!!


    Say HELLO to my little friend!!!

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