so i hate my roommate...she is a biznatch. She is some kind of freaky anal...I've never met anyone like her. For one thing, she is not asian...and I think she thinks I am your typical dirty chinatown chinaman. Plus, she's older, so she's much more conservative and and stiff since she's had that stick up her @ss for such a long time...i don't know exactly how old cuz i don't talk to her...but she looks like her late 30's?
After I cook, she spritz's the air with this air freshener that she bought ONLY after i moved in...i wasn't there to begin with...AND she leaves it by the sink so I'll see it. but i ain't spritzing...i think my food smells damn good...I'm cooking your typical stir fry...no curry or anything (YET...tee hee hee!)plus i do turn on the fan, so it's not like the smell is SOOO strong.
And then, she made up a list of "rules" that i'm supposed to abide by (note: she is not the owner of the apartment...she is a renter, just like me). On the list includes rules, such as:
-always lock the door (duh)
-no cooking in the late evening
-no fish
-when cooking always have the living room window open regardless of the weather conditions (my apt is like the one in Friends...the kitchen is sorta part of the living room)
-we will take turns cleaning the kitchen (mopping the floor...wiping the countertops...cleaning the stove) and vacuuming the living room.
The rules regarding cooking, i'm like whatever...i like to eat late, so i'll cook whenever i want...and i'll cook fish if i want to. i don't complain about your cooking. So I continue to cook at 8 PM (she eats around 6:30). PLUS that ensures that i will not have to be in the kitchen at the same time as her.
And with regards to the cleaning...it sounds reasonable right? Okay, now get this...last week, she goes, "oh, is that fish you're cooking?" I'm like yeah (i bought salmon cuz it was on sale..it was my second time cooking fish in a month) Then she goes, "oh. can you do me a favor? can you wipe down the counter and the sink with a disinfectant cleaning solution? I haven't been feeling well lately, and i want to make sure it's not food poisoning from your food." UH HUH, yes she did. i was like WHAT? first of all, if my food were contaminated, I would be getting sick first...second, you'd KNOW if you had food poisoning because you'd be worshipping the porcelain gods for a good number of days...you wouldn't have to "make sure". But whatever, at this point, i'm like the less i have to say to her, the better, so i was like OF COURSE....i'll wipe it down RIGHT NOW...in my fake sweet voice. And I made a big show of wiping everything down in front of her....slamming cabinet doors included.
Yeah, so now she comes out every day aroudn the time that i'm cooking to see if i wipe down the counters...and i do...cuz then i figure i wouldn't have to do the big cleaning on the weekends. but NOOO, she STILL wants me to clean on the weekends...i'm like um...if i clean DAILY...there's not point to clean WEEKLY is there. So i don't...and I think she gets mad, cuz when she vacuums and stuff on the weekends, i can hear her slamming the vacuum into the walls and stuff. Oh, and i NEVER go in the living room area except en route to the front door and kitchen...and i ALWAYS take off my shoes outside the door as not to track in dirt. Since all the stuff in the living room is hers, i don't want to touch it, so i just stay in my room...and she's the only one that uses the living room. So i won't clean the living room if i'm not using it...
OH...and another thing...she has something against leaving certain things outside of the cabinets...like i wanted to leave my pots and stuff on the counters so i'd have space in the cabinets for my food (there's not a lot of cabinet space). Nope, she didn't want that. So i was like fine, i'll leave some of my spices and oils/vinegars out...nope she didn't want that...she said she didn't want anything related to food left out because she's afraid of attracting bugs. But guess what she leaves out all the time? A PLATE OF FREAKIN FRUIT. i'm like there is NOTHING in the world that will attract bugs more than a plate of ripe fruits. So now, i leave my fruits out too...sometimes she'll put it in the fridge...and i'll put it back out...or i'll leave meat in the sink to defrost, and she'll put it back in the fridge...and i'll take it back out. It's quite the fun game.
So, i have more stories, but i wouldn't want to bore all of you with my rantings. The good news is that i rarely see her. she sleeps early (like 9PM!!!) and gets up at like 6AM (sometimes she gets up at 5 and doesn't leave the house til 7:30...i have no idea waht she's doing...she does wear a LOOOOT of make-up to cover up her old-ness...so i'm guessing she's primping). I, on the other hand, sleep pretty late..and I usually get up after she leaves. And i'm usually just in my room after i get home. So sometimes, I won't see her for a few days at a time.
There'll be more stories to come.....
I've got 10 exams in the next 3 weeks...so i gotta STUDY...eeek...send me a care package PLEASE!!!!
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