June 17, 2003

  • ok…yet another whoooosh moment for me during lunch.  i like to eat with my usual crew of yellow skinned girls…because the white girls are ignorant and STUPID, as I have blogged plenty of times about.  but for some reason, today, we were ALL in the conference room eating lunch together.  And we have a bunch of new people in the lab, so they were asking questions about the rest of us…e.g. where we were going…where we are applying to schools…etc. 


    So New Girl (NG) asks Fugly White Girl Sometimes a Biznatch (FWGSAB) where she’s going next year.  and WGSAB replies “I’m going to Temple” (as in Temple University for med school).   Then Fugly Fat White Girl ALWAYS a BIZNATCH (FFWGAAB) starts cracking up.  And I (Cute Petite Yellow Girl Never a Biznatch) am sitting there wondering what the heck is so funny.  Apparently no one gets it…so finally FWGSAB asks FFWGAAB why she’s laughing.


    FFWGAAB said the way FWGSAB replied made it seem like she was going to a city (I guess cuz she didn’t say Temple UNIVERSITY).  And then FFWGAAB starts making similar sentences.  “I’m going to BROOKLYN….I’m going to MANHATTAN”.  And then FWGSAB starts cracking up too, “oh, that’s funny”.  And I’m still sitting there like ????  And FWGSAB starts making OTHER similar sentences, “oh, I’m going to English Med School (cuz FFWGAAB was an english major)” ”I’m going to FREE-LANCE med school”.


    By this time, both FFWGAAB and FWGSAB are laughing HYSTERICALLY…and other people in the room were chuckling…i think out of politeness.  I did NOT laugh…or crack a smile, but i DID visibly roll my eyes.  How do these people’s brains work? How are those comments funny?  They’re going to be our future physicians?!  “oh, you’re dying” HAHAHAHAHA…”oh, you have cancer” HAHAHAHAHAHA. “oh, I’m an ignorant ejit with a stick up my butthole…oh and I’m corny too” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Someone shoot me….


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comments (1)

  • actually, jen, you’re more like a ”CPYGNABBSAWKCLMPFUSO.”

    here’s a hint…the ‘w’ stands for “widget.”

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