The NEW BACHELOR!!!

Hot or not?!  HOT!!!  Mr. Andrew Firestone...great-grandson of the guy who invented firestone tires.  yummy!

premiere's march 26! 21 more days!!!! 

Stolen from CaffeineNicotine

I AM:  Jen
I THINK:  often enough
I KNOW:  my multiplication tables
I WANT:  a dog
I HAVE:   a NEW minidisc player (that i share w/my very good friend)
I WISH:   Gore were president
I HATE:    skank hos

I MISS:  my very good friend, long walks in the park, dinner overlooking the sunset
I FEAR:   heights, bugs, the Ebola virus
I FEEL:   gaseous

I HEAR:   the sound of me farting quietly
I SMELL:  the stench of me farting quietly
I CRAVE:   gas-X

I SEARCH:  for the meaning of life (deep, huh?)
I WONDER:  where I'll be in 6 months
I REGRET:  screwing around in school (screwing around ACADEMICALLY, you pervs)

I LOVE:  God...and my very good friend...and pussy willows
I ACHE:  when it rains
I LONG:  for the perfect strapless bra
I CARE:  so I share

I ALWAYS:  have bags under my eyes

I AM NOT:  ORIENTAL
I BELIEVE:  in my friends
I DANCE:   ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS
I SING:  ALWAYS, ALWAYS
I CRY:  ALWAYS...just kidding...rarely...usually only when i'm extremely mad...
I FIGHT:  with STINGING words
I WRITE:  when I'm mad
I WIN:  well
I LOSE:  badly
I NEVER: make it through a car ride without having to pee
I CONFUSE:  my parents

I LISTEN:  to my close friends...and sometimes my parents...depending on if their thinking is rational or not.
I CAN USUALLY BE FOUND:  at WORK.

I AM SCARED:  isn't this the same as "i fear"? HEIGHTS, BUGS, THE EBOLA VIRUS

I NEED:  a nap
I AM HAPPY:  on the weekends
I SHOULD:  go shopping this afternoon

Today, I worked late...spilled half a bottle of 100% EtOH and a beaker full of water...got brain bits on my face and clothes...found out my mice may be infected with mouse AIDS...another great day in the life of a scientist...I think i'm going to take a shot of the ethanol now...kekeke....JUST KIDDING...what do you think i am? a LUSH? 

Anyhow, me very good friend and I went to the all-you-can-eat brazilian bbq place.  It was SOOOO SOOOO good. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.  We both had over 20 servings of meat....EACH...along with some shrimp cocktail, sushi, lox, bread and cheese from the all you can eat salad bar...AND along with our many plates of side dishes, which included PLATANOS (mmmmmm) and veggies.  But we ate for TWO ENTIRE hours...just sitting there and stuffing our faces like the fat pigs that we are.  I couldn't buckle my jacket afterwards.  Gramercy Tavern and all the hoity toity restaurants can kiss my as...sophagus (hehehe i am SOOO clever).  I woulda paid the same amount for 1/10 the amount of food. 

We were supposed to hit up Serendipity's afterwards...but alas...we just went home...and fell into a deep deep food coma...for several hours...zzzzzzzz.  but YUMMY YUMMY i want to go back.  NEXT...all you can eat Korean bbq.  OINK OINK OINK!!!