Sigh...I won't be able to attend belly dancing class today because my parents want me to go home...BOOOOOO!!! but since it's a holiday...i guess it's ok.  I will go MONDAY!!! And get my clinky HIP SCARVES...actually, the teacher said the 2 for $50 is a holiday special...will that price still be the same on monday? hmmmm....that's ok...i don't want the long flowy skirt...it's see thru...and it cut all the way up to your butt.  i just want the clinky part...i'm the the boys would prefer me buying the flowy skirt part...right boys?!!!!! PERVS!!! hee hee!

But i LOOOOVE short work weeks. they're the best.  Oh, and on friday, my very very good friend and I are going to go look at some HAMSTERS for him!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!  i LOOOOOOOOOOVE hamsters! So my very good friend is going to mate his hamsters and give me the babies!!! YEAH!!!! I think this time I'm gonna name each of my hamsters a different weird phrase/sound from Missy's "Work It".   How do you spell the part that goes after "Black, white, puerto rican, Chinese boys"?  Wein-doh-dhyoah...hahaha i can't do it.

Jeyi99 and I took BELLY DANCING lessons yesterday.  It was SOOOO much fun.  When we first got there, we saw everyone in their genie-ish skirts and little bra tops...and we were like uhhhhhh...cuz we were wearing out ghetto exercise pants and a t-shirt.  But i liked it SOO much.  it was a lot of jiggling stuff around.  This is another time i wish i had bigger boobs.  All that sticking your chest in and out....i had nothing to stick out...i felt so inferior...HAHAHAHAHA!

So after class, the teacher announces that she's selling hip scarves (they have coins and stuff sewn into it, so when you shake your ass really fast, it makes lotsa noise...ding ding ding) 2 for $50 as a holiday special.  She says they're usually $30. So i'm thinking...how nice...the teacher's trying to rip us off.  So i go home and go online...and they really are THIRTY BUCKS.   woah.  but...i guess i'll buy a set of 2 on wednesday when i go back...who wants the other one? jeyi? anyone?

i love pickles....yummy!! pickles and sausages...but not together.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know what all you pervs are thinking...but i like the FLAVOR...the FLAVOR!!! i'd eat them in any shape size or form...

I love hamsters too...they're SOOO cute.  This weekend, i was watching America's funniest pets...and there was this hamster who would stand straight up on his hind legs and then fall over flat on his back. And he would do it over and over again. AAAAAAAAAAAW! my very good friend just sat there shaking his head.

YES...i know you're all waiting for my weekly analysis of The Bachelor.  YAYAYAYAY HELENE!!!! i KNEW she would win.

But i agree with Smurf10027...when Mr. Midwest's mom asked helene, "when i was 27, i was already married with THREE kids...how come you're not engaged yet?" i was like WHA??? 27 with three kids? THREE?  uh....perhaps it was because Helene was busy getting a higher education...to ensure her future security in life...with or without a mr. midwest.  i guess it IS really different out there.

but yeah the brunette won!!!  the show's over   BUT...The Bachelorette starts in JANUARY!!! WOOHOO!!! with TRISTA as the bachelorette...and did you see some of the male mugs they flashed during the commercial for that show?!!!! i am WATCHING THAT!!!! bring on the boys!!!

my hamster died this past weekend...i think she had wet tail disease...sniff sniff sniff.  Today's xanga is a tribute to the one and only Ms. Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm. 

This is not Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm, but this is what she looked like:

She was a teddy bear hamster...and was SOOOOO cute...and SMART.  I kept her in a glass tank, with a wire top.  She would always climb up her water bottle, sit on top of it, and start pushing at the wire top with her itty-bitty paws.  Eventually, the wire top would move over a little and she would slyly climb out of her cage. 

My parents pretended to hate Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm...calling her such derogatory terms as "that mouse"  or "the rat".  but i know they really did love her too!!! when i would put her in her little plastic ball, she would run around and my parents would watch her to see where she would go...she had a good time in that ball...until my dad decided it would be funny to use the ball as a SOCCER BALL.  She did not like that.

My Ahrm ahrm ahrm was a big fat hamster....she ate a lot.  When i first got her, she was tiny...and soon she got to be HUGE...mebbe 5-6 inches long...and she had a big ass.  I'm sure any male hamster would've loved to tap that ass! HAHAHAHA!!! But, alas, she had no male hamster friends...only a female hamster friend, Sammy.  Well, they were friends, til they had a falling out and had to be housed in separate tanks. 

But I will miss my Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm.  She was the only reason I wanted to go home on the weekends...to change her bedding (my parents wouldn't let me bring her to my apartment).  And even tho my very good friend thinks I'm being stupid, Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm would talk to me when i held her in my hands.  I would make little grunting noises, and she would holla back in Hamsterese.

But, to Ahrm-ahrm-ahrm, I hope you are having a good time in Hamster-heaven...remember...even in hamster-heaven, GIRLS RULE!!!

I just learned that people at work refer to me as LITTLE JEN....ugh...for example, i overheard this conversation today:

Oh, Jen was looking for you earlier
Who? Jen?  or Jan (our boss)?
Jen, little Jen
Ooooh, ok

I AM NOT THAT SMALL, there are plenty of people shorter than I... like...uh...whipperT ...hee hee (J/K, graceface!!!)...and...uh...OH, my best friend...and uh.....well, i can't think of any more right now, ok?!

besides, what i lack heightwise, i make up for with my incredibly large boobies and buttocks....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i crack myself up...YAY it's friday, and i get to see my very good friend soon!!!!

Hey ma
wassup?
let's slide
alright
alright...and we gon' get it on toniiiiiiiiiiight!

Can i tell you how much i LOOOOVE that song? i especially love this part:

"She looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tight
I'm laughin' back like sho you right
Get in the Car
And don't touch nothing"

It's SOOOOOO funny...i laugh every time i hear it...GET IN THE CAR AND DON'T TOUCH NOTHIN'...HAHAHAHA!!

you all can call me Ma from now on...short for MAmacita!

Mebbe I should start my own crew...the FUCru (pronounced Eff-Yoo-Croo...not pronounced in such a way that an obsenity would be uttered)... so, we already got an MC...jeyi99, i mean, MC9...hahaha.  I'll be the HOT dancer with the tight moves...hee hee hee...you all know what to call me..and we got DJ Ice (our very own lilgurl) spinning joints in the background

If you got moves or grooves or tunes...open auditions whenever you see me...those without attitude need not apply.  We got plenty of room in the FU-Cru. oh, and we need groupies too.

AAAAAAAH...the ultimate love song....all guys should have this memorized...and speaking of love, The Bachelor TONIGHT!!

Don't change - Musiq Soulchild

Lately you've been questioning
If I still see you the same way
We gonna both physically change
Now don't you know you you'll always be
The most beautiful woman I know
So let me reassure you darlin that
My feelings are truly unconditional

*See I'll love you when your hair turns gray
I'll still want you if you gain a little weight
The way I feel for you will always be the same
Just as long as your love don't change, No.
I was meant for you and you was meant for me yeah
And I'll make sure that I'll be everything you need
Girl the way we are is how its gonna be
Just as long as your love don't change

Cause I'm not impressed, more or less
By them girls in the T.V and magazines
Cause honestly I believe that your beauty
Is way more than skin deep
Cause everything about you makes me feel
I have the greatest gift in the world
And even when you get on my last nerve
I couldn't see myself being with another girl*

So don't waste your time worrying bout
Small things ain't relevant to me
Cause to my understanding your all I want and need
See what I'm trying to say is I'm here to stay
Baby, baby darling I swear that I,
I swear I ain't going nowhere no.*

You are my baby
Don't you change baby
I love you, got to know,
Yeah, yeah

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

I really like Christina Aguilera!!

She's the only teeny bopper singer i listen to a lot.  Her voice is SOOOOO good!!! One of my coworkers insists that Britney sings better...????? How is that possible? It doesn't even compare.  Yes, i'm a Britney-hater...i don't like that she has a vocal range of 5 notes...and that she claims to be Ms. Innocent, when uh...yeah ok. 

back to the good stuff...christina! Yeah, she dresses slutty...but she doesn't front like she's all angelic just to please the public.  I just downloaded most of her new album, "Stripped".  "Beautiful" is really good and despite the controversy, i like "Dirty"...song and video...hee hee...extreme slutiness and all. 

Sigh...I want to be a slut too!!!

A forward from a friend:

The Good Napkins
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the  kitchen? 

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, told me that those were for "special occasions."
Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. 

When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! 

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"