July 10, 2002
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I currently have a student/slave under my tutelage. muahahaha! But she’s a Brit. Well, sorta…she grew up in the US of A, moved to new zealand half way thru HS and attended Jr college in england…so now, she has an accent and calls herself a brit, even tho she’s basically an American who studied abroad for a few years. But enough with the technicalities. So this girl, let’s just call her Ms. Snooty-Stuffy-I-got-a-scone-up-my-ass. was described to me as being “cerebral”. I interpreted that to mean she was smart…but no…it just means that she’s got the inquisitiveness of a 3 yr old (“why?” “why?” “why?” why?”) and that she forgets things right after i tell her…oh and she drops things a lot too. Ah…the PERFECT student. She’s like one of those annoying people in class who raise their hands and repeats, in question form, what the prof JUST said.
Anyhow, i like to play my mp3′s at work because, well, work is boring. And so i while i was working, the Brit was at my computer doing whatever Brits do on the computer. And i hear the intro to Jay Z’s “best of me”…and then i hear it skip to the next song. So i think…hmmm…prolly just a computer glich. A few minutes later, I hear the intro to Eve and then ANOTHER skip. This time, i look over and the BRIT has my winamp open and is freely SKIPPING any non-pale-skinned song. Does she ask me, oh i don’t enjoy black people music…is it ok if i listen to brit music? NO. So, i shoot her a nasty look and she closes the window, but WHO DOES THAT? I don’t do that when she plays her kylie minogue over and over again.
And ANOTHER thing…she said to me, “oh, i am VERY impressed with your English. As far as I can tell, I do not detect the slightest bit of an accent (then she giggles).” Yeah…see, i born in Chinky-land, but i studying in Noo Yawk many many year. So, i speakuh engrish vehly vehly good… DAMN these ignorant people. I think i need to purchase a whip to make our working relationship a success.
Comments (8)
You need to dump some acid on that britch.
May be when they said she’s cerebral, they meant to say that she has cerebral palsy.
HAHAHAHAHA… i agree with shift747!! hahaha… i hate stupid ignorant pale-skinned people. and i hate it when people ask you, where are you from? NEW YORK fool!!! and then they’re like… no, where are you originally from? MY MOTHER.
KNOCK HER OUT!!
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hahahha…is she blonde?? or jes a ditz?? mebbe it was too much exposure to the sun whilst in new zealand… cooked the few brain cells she got… u should do some research on dat..the correlation between hours spent in the sun and dropoff in IQ. oh..an wuts a scone? is that anything like a strumpet?
hahaha yeah she’s blond…i think a scone is like a small biscuit that the brits eat with tea, but what the hell’s a strumpet?
A strumpet is like a whore… I think he might have meant crumpet… hahahaha
stupid ignorant white people.